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(Posted on 2010-05-07 08:58:00 by )
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i play with her waps all the time. she's buff
(Posted on 2010-05-06 19:24:00 by ) -
I'd love to play with her waps
(Posted on 2010-05-06 07:21:00 by ) -
i just knocked one out after i walked in on my sister in the shower
(Posted on 2010-05-05 21:31:00 by ) -
i'll lick you out boy
(Posted on 2010-05-05 21:26:00 by ) -
do u want it in your mouth?
(Posted on 2010-05-05 13:16:00 by ) -
What the fuck is your problem mustard? If you ever question any of my posts again I'll 69 your mum on top of your civic
(Posted on 2010-05-05 12:18:00 by ) -
this has got out of hand
(Posted on 2010-05-04 23:07:00 by ) -
J'mappelle PWA, J'mappelle PWA, J'adore hand jobs et suckin of hore.
J'mappelle PWA, J'mappelle PWA, Jadore KFC and suckin of hore.
(Posted on 2010-05-03 22:12:00 by ) -
Me nom ist Poisson. J'adore cream pies, atm, bukkaki et BBW.
(Posted on 2010-04-28 15:27:00 by ) -
DOG LIK? WHAT DA FUK IS DAT MAN? I ONLY LIKE PUSSY LIK
(Posted on 2010-04-20 15:19:00 by ) -
Browns you should get Becks & Stella to work for you, Becks has been cutting my hair for years and Stella still goes round Jims to style his hair for him everyday. they have a great way of getting it to hold in place by using dog lick.
(Posted on 2010-04-20 14:09:00 by ) -
i'd like to be a stylist for you brownie. ive already got the mincey walk, i just need to get some hair skills as i dont have any of my own.
(Posted on 2010-04-20 14:04:00 by ) -
Hiya its Browns ere
i love my hair so much im thinking of opening up my own salon.
if i do this i will need some new sylists to cut my hair. any volunteers?
what about u parin? if u like u can take some of the cuttings and fill your bald patch.
(Posted on 2010-04-20 13:58:00 by ) -
My thoughts for today...
Nothing dry about me, I'm a sopping loose old horse.
What I'm going so say to Wilkes next time I see him...
I might grope you up mate. Sometimes i wish you were a girl.
Question for the pub.....
If you caught me bumming a dog, what would you do?
Gonna start on a bird i reckon
(Posted on 2010-04-16 13:54:00 by ) -
Ma Pussy stink of fish, Ma pussy dry as rice,
Every other Tuesday ma pussy looking Nice.
Ma pooper loose and stinking, ma pooper make me cash,
Take me to da doctors, ma titties got a rash.
Me name POISSON, Me name POISSON, OOOOOOOOOOooooo POISSON ROUGE
(Posted on 2010-04-16 13:47:00 by ) -
Want some?
(Posted on 2010-04-12 13:47:00 by ) -
I think the manager would kill for an O.G given his current scoring record.
(Posted on 2010-04-08 14:45:00 by ) -
OG on the match report from the Crown game = BULLSHIT!!!
(Posted on 2010-04-07 16:55:00 by ) -
Wip ive just sent you a text with a vets number i had the same problem with becks
(Posted on 2010-04-06 22:02:00 by ) -
Hello does anyone have the number for a vet? stella is using too much teeth when he sucks me off, it hurts
(Posted on 2010-04-06 22:01:00 by ) -
Who want a piece a pwa? I SAAAAAAAAAAAAY, WHO WANT A PIECE A PWA?
One two, two to da tree,
you boys aint never come across a pussy ole like me.
I come from da streets, driving ma Polo,
always got a dutty ho, never riding solo.
Now let me tell you sutting and dis comes for free,
I'll suck off any stray dog dat comes close to me.
I'll stalk you on facebook and dat ain't no joke,
don't phone da police if I give you a poke.
Im just a simple fassy whipe without much of a brain,
shoulda locked da door when wanking on da train.
Me name Poisson, me name possion. If you know anyone dat will suk me off then tell em it aint true about da herpies.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo POISSON ROUGE.
(Posted on 2010-04-01 15:29:00 by ) -
I just did a blow off for 20seconds, I only stopped because Luke was going to insert me and becks didn't like the smell
(Posted on 2010-04-01 13:34:00 by ) -
Bom at #3 in CMSFL Ladder? Great April Fools.
(Posted on 2010-04-01 09:53:00 by ) -
I've just had a late lunch cos I've been out looking for stray dogs again. Two nights ago my mummy and daddy caught me on my laptop touching myself to a video about battersea dogs home. They are sending me to stary dogs anon to sort my life out.
(Posted on 2010-03-31 15:24:00 by ) -
wip, do you mind giving me some privacy, im trying to push back onto becks
(Posted on 2010-03-29 21:01:00 by ) -
hore, your pathetic. why don't you come round and watch me play with stella and becks.
(Posted on 2010-03-29 21:00:00 by ) -
to number 8 can u giv me ur first name so I can find u on facebook
i looked up cunt but i couldnt find nothin
(Posted on 2010-03-29 18:52:00 by ) -
Wont be about this week gaffer, things got a bit heated between me and becks last night and I got caught worms off her.
(Posted on 2010-03-29 09:50:00 by ) -
Wont be about this week gaffer, things got a bit heated between me and becks last night and I got caught worms off her.
(Posted on 2010-03-29 09:50:00 by ) -
Jim has been training me to catch the ball from heights. It's the basic training method used with dogs like Stella and Becks with a reward being given for good behaviour. in this instance, Jim s not giving a dog a bisuit for sitting when told, instead he gives my helmet a kiss if I make a catch.
So far I've still dropped every ball so I just dip my bell end in Pedigree chum and lay it in Becks food bowl.
(Posted on 2010-03-24 17:23:00 by ) -
I sucked Browny off in Vegas.
(Posted on 2010-03-24 17:16:00 by ) -
I had another wank in the cab on the way home. And also in the toilets during the Woodmansterne game.
(Posted on 2010-03-24 13:37:00 by ) -
I had a wank in the toilet on the way back from vegas.
(Posted on 2010-03-22 21:44:00 by ) -
Yo! Whn is pooptard gona be bak, he used 2 tickle me in the shwer
safe
gotta bounce
(Posted on 2010-03-22 21:41:00 by ) -
Isn't it about time your asian full back came out the closet?
Seriously, who does he think he is fooling?
(Posted on 2010-02-17 17:15:00 by ) -
Hi guys! Seen a few of your results and noticed your missing me. Maybe kick Wilkesy out and I might consider coming back.
I just jizzed all over a photo of my own sister. The elder one.
(Posted on 2010-02-16 12:10:00 by ) -
Is there any interest in seeing me and Jim in the bath together?
If so, come round at half 8 tonight.
(Posted on 2010-02-15 13:59:00 by ) -
Yesterday I had a wank in Richards kitchen whilst you were all playing Goldeneye. I was thinking of Martin in a minkini and just couldn't contain myself any longer.
(Posted on 2010-02-01 14:32:00 by ) -
I Love the box.
(Posted on 2010-01-28 22:52:00 by ) -
your captain needs a haircut.
(Posted on 2010-01-08 09:26:00 by ) -
i'm so horny, all i want is a big goalkeeper to take care of me.
can anyone hook me up with anyone?
i prefer them to not like bouncers and be harder than scott halls but im not fussy if he's not.
x LOLZ.
(Posted on 2009-12-01 15:20:00 by ) -
Hi,
Can someone tell me why i've just woken up with the smell of shit underneath my fingernails?
Also, did anyone pick up my tampax on sunday? I left em in the changing room. Jumbo size.
If anyone wants to come round and play with my vajin then that is fine. It stinks. But you prob gueseed that.
Anyone got the cure for having a smelly Dennis?
Let me know.
(Posted on 2009-11-18 17:23:00 by ) -
Woof
(Posted on 2009-11-18 11:13:00 by ) -
hi, thanks for letting me play for banter, i really enjoy playing 70 minutes every sunday.
sometimes i wish i could make a full 90 minutes but im to tired after going mental doing the box at training.
(Posted on 2009-11-17 21:19:00 by ) -
I wish I would stop skipping around in silly hats.
(Posted on 2009-11-17 12:54:00 by ) -
once i thought i would lick cat poo to see what it tastes like.
i liked it alot but my friends told me its wrong and i have to stop.
i have continued doing it , but in my own home and not around others.
is this still wrong??
(Posted on 2009-11-10 22:23:00 by ) -
I'll fight anyone who looks at me.
(Posted on 2009-11-01 16:20:00 by ) -
I still wear nappies
(Posted on 2009-11-01 16:19:00 by ) -
before a game i like to put various bits of lego up my bum, it gives me a great thrill, i think we should all do it.
(Posted on 2009-10-29 22:14:00 by ) -
I fist my anus twice daily, once in the morning before I wake up and once at night before I go to sleep.
(Posted on 2009-10-21 15:07:00 by ) -
fack. i hurt my thigh again throwing myself into the wall while having a wank in the disabled toilet at work
(Posted on 2009-10-21 11:06:00 by ) -
Writing all the way from vancouver with a nice cold beer. Plugs look different over here, any ideas how I turn them on??
(Posted on 2009-10-19 15:55:00 by ) -
Hi,
I'm soft as shite. Thats all.
(Posted on 2009-10-16 08:33:00 by ) -
Thanks for the site and the updates this season, although primarily a football club the writing has been superb, making me chuckle frequently. Keep up the good work and best of luck with the upcomign season.
Kenny
*P.S I shower regularly. Bi-weekly infact
(Posted on 2009-06-20 10:49:00 by ) -
I just did a poop in my pants
(Posted on 2009-03-16 11:32:00 by ) -
Check this pick out
(Posted on 2009-02-19 17:22:00 by ) -
U get me?
(Posted on 2009-02-19 14:48:00 by ) -
How are my baby boys?
(Posted on 2009-02-19 14:47:00 by ) -
Was it me?
(Posted on 2009-02-19 12:37:00 by ) -
Hi, I'm the Poop Monster and its time for a game of Guess who. I will give you the clues and you have to tell me which squad member I am discribing.
- This player once done a poop in his knickers and was arrested for polluting and anti-social behaviour.
- The player in question used to frequent the Hamsey Green Co-op on regular occasions up until he was barred from the store. Rumour has it he done a soil in the middle of aisle 3 and then did a sprinting Klinsmann dive through the aforementioned mess.
- Final clue. The squad member in question once had a holiday romance with with a disease ridden Cactus. He named it Spike and caught herpes after a night of passion with the prickly plant. A nasty break up left the cactus with a smear of poop across it as the BCFC player wiped himself all over the defenseless water retainer. An attack the player was later arrested for.
Can you guess who?
(Posted on 2009-02-19 12:36:00 by ) -
Cheers for uploading that Portland video. You people are v organised. Keep up the good Banter and hope you give Sovereign a good thrashing.
(Posted on 2008-12-17 20:01:00 by ) -
unlucky
(Posted on 2008-12-16 14:48:00 by )
Your Company
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